Sunday, May 11, 2008

Boys Locker Room


For any girl who ever wondered what went on in the boys locker room, wonder no more, I have lived it.
Yesterday I decided it isn't an efficient use of time to let the boys take baths, so we have turned to using the locker room method. This method just consists of stripping off their filthy, sweaty clothes, spraying them down with the high pressured shower nozzle (thank you uncle G), then passing the soap from one to another with instruction to rub some soap on your hair too, who needs shampoo anyway. The boys were trying to cover themselves in soap and giggling like school girls because ??? well I'm not really sure why but I could hear it. Then while staying clear of the over splash that comes off kids much like a dog after jumping into a lake, we spray them from head to toe again. This battle came with a lot of crying and whining but it was effective. All three boys were clean in minutes, this has got to be good practice for those junior high days when you only have a few minutes after PE to shower and get dressed.
So now you all know what goes on in the boys locker room, and for anyone wondering about the all so mysterious boys bathroom, it is the same as the women's, just covered in pee.

2 comments:

melissa walker said...

That is so funny--we have the opposite since we have more girls. It's relatively quiet and subdued in the tub! They're more likely to be in their "soaking" than splashing!

Melanie said...

Love the PEE comment! So true.